I kneel at the altar of Ana. I pray to Mother Mia. I bow before the porcelain throne and worship ED with tears of devotion. I fast into starvation; I fight this holy war; I crusade for skinny and exorcise my demons with praises of puking. I am a fanatic, a devotee, a follower and a true disciple of this god.
“Our father who art ED,
Hallowed be thy name;
thy thinness come;
thy will be done,
In the gym as it is in heaven;
Do NOT give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us with purging,
As we forgive them that try to feed us.
And lead us not into temptation;
But deliver us from cupcakes.
For thine is the starvation, the torture and the hell
We inflict upon ourselves,
Forever and ever, Amen.”
*****Disclaimer: This is not intended to offend anyone. I am a Christian. I believe in God. I go to church every Sunday. I pray for him to deliver us from ED every single day.
Fat Ballerina 